Facts I Discovered About Myself

1. Still Don't Know How To Use Chopsticks

Apparently I just can't use the damn chopsticks properly!

Evidence: Lappie has to eat maggi everytime I eat. My mouse too.. Grrrr I bought such a pretty mouse and it has got curry+eggs on it just because I cant use chopsticks properly. Why won't the chopsticks hold the noodles properly? It's so irritating I gotta get hold of a piece of cloth I eat a few scoops..
Bleehhh .. Someone MUST invent a super goody chopstick that can hold noodles properly so ppl like me won't get bullied in events like weddings or chinese new year when ahma[s] make you use chopstick and you can't eat because the food just won't come up so you end up snacking on cookies after lunch/dinner cos u can't tell everyone- Hey!! I can't bloody use chopsticks during CNY and go get fork&spoon.
OH, and also so that laptops won't have to feast on noodles.

2. Maggi is a Delicacy to Me

So much as my mum tried to restrict me from eating maggi too much.
Eg. Maggi must come with veg (eggs do not need emphasis cos I will add it anyway). Dad loves maggi, bro loves, sis loves. In fact, we (siblings) secretly wait till parents sleep, stayed upot late for maggi. Hahaha..

Locard's Principle: When any two objects come into contact, there is always transference of material from each object onto the other (every contact leaves a trace).
In this case, pots are always not washed properly or even worse, the bowls are cleaned but not wiped dry. Ooppsss.. Always discovered! *busted*

3. A pai-ka-lui

Using too much money every single month. *shall not reveal how much!*

Why can't I restrict myself? Like making rules-to-obey-for-the-overspenders. Hmmm..

1. Cannot use more than S$10 per day. If more, the next day kenot spend more than $5.
Note: Kenot work cos once I go shopping, all the savings gone. And, if I spend more than $10 and use less than $10 the next day.. in the end I'll just think I didn't use that much afterall- bad mindset!
2. Shopping cannot use more than .. ...... *dunno what amount to put* Scary!!
-shall leave this alone first
3. One month can only get one earring. Lets say one earring is S$16, 12 months I'll be getting S$192 worth of earrings. Converter (S$ to RM) : RM441.60 *rolls eyes*
4. Kenot buy chocolates. Nopee.. kenot! Discussed with mummy, she said chocolates make me happy.. So nvm! #$%^&
5. No mood to think already..
6. Make Msian government do something about the freakin exchange rate!
7. Work & don't spend in US (impossible). Just an idea anyway.. Not implementing wan.
8. ...


Howww??

4. Pseudo-Coffee Addict

I think I've been quite alrite with my caffeine consumption this month.
How about this? Only 50g of coffee in 2 weeks?
That's not really a lot, is it?
Why do I get all hyped up when McDs is offering free coffee refills? Studying there makes a lot of sense!!
Bad idea! Imagine drinking like 5 cups/day. Will it be really bad? It's in the dispenser. And burgers all day? That will be like +1kg/day. Xuemei will kill me.
3 days of 5 cups/day won't kill? An idea to implement.

5. I Set Low Standards for Myself

How can I be happy about how I did for exams when others go freak out about 1 mark me thingy?
HUhhhhh blehhhh
I can't do this part of structure which cost me 5 marks. Silly for not studying that thinking it's not important cos I can't recall him goin thru that in the class. Hope I wasn't day dreaming that time.

*stabs myself*

*scratch head*

Aiyooo its just 5 marks! Not 20, yes! But why do ppl go .. "ONE MARK IS STILL A MARK?!?!?!"

Why? Make me wanna jump off my window leh. Good thing Prof told us that only heights from 6th level onwards is enough to kill you and jumping down-not a good way to die cos ur brains and eyes will pop out. Ugly death. Then ppl can't put on white dress and white roses for you. Btw, I live on the 5th lvl, that's why.

Oopsss

CO poisoning will be good. Then you have pink body. So what? You'll look like you died tanning on a the beach!

I should stop comparing myself with others. I want my little life back. Is that too much to ask? Why is everyone such a perfectionist?

Can I grad with a degree and a rich husband will get me an aquarium shop? Every evening I'll go into my diving suit and feed the fishes in the aquariums.
*Hammers own head*
STUDDYYYYY!!
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